That “S” Word

March 2nd, 2009

Here’s a question for you. What exactly is Socialism? Don’t look it up in the dictionary. Just let your brain wander around. Here’s a few definitions that might come across your internal Jumbotron.

Communism. Russia. Sweden. Anti-capitalism. Anti-American. Anti-small business. No freedom. No rights. The state can break down your door and haul you away in the middle of the night. The government tells you what to do. No privacy. Identity papers. Restricted opportunity. Federal government internment camps. Federal government propaganda in elementary schools. Uniforms. Government run media. Newspapers. Films. Television. Radio. No criticism or dissention from government policies or you’ll go to jail forever.

Am I right? Did I cover the bases. I did my best to sample the definitions of Socialism in magazine articles, talk radio commentary and on the street. The right wing uproar right now is that Obama plans to take over America with a European style socialist agenda that will put all our women in head scarves and all the men in the dull, beige overcoats of government labor and no individual opportunity for them, their kids, or their future.

Oh really? Socialism has made Sweden the strongest banking operation on earth. Socialism educated British children with skills and intellectual vistas no American child has ever been exposed to. Socialism is more worldly in its protection of the individual from cradle to grave with a national health care policy that corporations here in America are now pushing the new administration to duplicate. The profit problem, besides sliced and diced mortgage bundling scams that broke the back of investors and lenders, is health care programs that businesses today just can’t afford to offer anymore.

But the true definition of Socialism is this: Socialism is opposition to reckless, unregulated economic markets.

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NEW COFFEEHOUSE LAWS DONT AFFECT US

September 12th, 2008

Those traveling to Amsterdam to smoke cannabis, get laid, eat mushrooms, and look forward to the day when the rest of Western civilization finally gts the marching orders to go fuck themselves, can enjoy smoking in coffeeshops just like it was before the tobacco ban slammed European cafe’ society in the ass with punitive American puritanism.

No one I know except my European and Arab friends smoke pot with tobacco rolled in each spliff. We smoke what Europeans call “pure”. that is, we smoke cannabis without adulterating it with anything. To those unused to doing this, our preference for pure appears to be madness. Euros look at us as Roman patricians would look upon Neaderthals had they stumbled across them in the Alps. Hairy, goateed aboriginals inhaling oily moroccan bubble hash as if it were a quart of burning Pennzoil.

Dutch citizens plan to petition the Hague to vaporize this ridiculous prohibition. Worldwide, as governments tighten up because they can, citizens find themselves not with more free time and expanded personal dimensions, but with less. What’s worse, they learn in the course of pissing and moaning about it that there’s not a goddamned thing they can do about it. Except the Dutch. When you fuck with Dutch trade, and that includes the right to rack your business any way you see fit, you fuck with their income. While other subordinate nations might suck it up to life as we all know it, the Dutch take more drastic action.

They ignore the fucking law.

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May 25th, 2008

There Are Two Types Of People On Earth.

Those Who Have Talent.

And Those Who Make A Living Off People Who Have Talent.

Charles.

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